You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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