your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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