Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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