Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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