? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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