whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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