i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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