Me. At least after what I've been through.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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