do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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