Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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