either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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