i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We are two peas in an std pod
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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