Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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