yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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