Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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