We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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