On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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