I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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