But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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