woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
he puts the penis in happiness.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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