party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
His hands were made for my vagina.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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