Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
And then he peed in my hair
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