thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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