so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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