ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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