Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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