And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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