i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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