You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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