This girl is more easily done than said...
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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