and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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