did you get engaged???
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
