Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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There r osticjed everywhere
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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