oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
