You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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