It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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