: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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