dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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