Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
