I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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