4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Randomize
