Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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