i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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