i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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