I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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