I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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