id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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