That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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