nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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