He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
ugly people sure do ruin things
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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