i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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