I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize