I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
