Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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