I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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